It may not be pastel poop, but if you eat Boo-Berry or Frankenberry cereals around Halloween, your poop will be a few different shades of blue or pink, respectively.

I remember Columbine clearly. I was in seventh grade and all I could think was, who would want to shoot up a school, and why? Could it happen here?

They have used biometric time clocks for more than 10 years! I worked there from 2005-2009, and I think they rolled out the biometric time clock in 2007. I remember everyone had to submit a few fingerprints for time clock use, just like you do on your phone nowadays. They probably still have my fingerprints in their…

I lived in the DMV for 4.5 years. 6 months in Takoma Park-DC, nearly 3 in the far-out burbs of MoCo, and then a year in Silver Spring/Takoma Park MD, right by the Beltway. For almost 2 years, I had to drive through DC, or go around it, to get to Virginia for work. HATE. GW Parkway blows, Canal Road in DC blows.…

Once I got to Saoirse Ronan, I knew this list would have some other hidden gems. Of course Professor Snape is there! And Samwise, who could forget him mentioning second breakfast before fighting off more White Walkers?

My parents love me and gave me 2 months to move out when I was 24. I found a place, and then after 6 months, I was asked to leave because the landlord wouldn’t uphold the law. By that time, my parents had moved away. I moved in with my boyfriend and his family, lived with them for 4 months, then I lived in my sister’s…

I’d be lion if I said this didn’t make me smile!

JoJo Siwa reminds me of the Cynthia doll from Rugrats, but with one long bundle of hair instead of a few of them.

This sounds like one of those charter schools Betsy DeVos wants to give more money to! You know, those great ‘traditional’ values, like sexism and wanting to defund the Special Olympics. Don’t forget not caring about students’ civil rights on school property.

I’m correlating affluence and privilege with the thinking that they can “get away” with shit, or that they aren’t doing anything wrong.

I hate the wire pop! I had one bra that I refused to let go, and when the wires popped, I sewed the holes shut. After they busted through another 2 times, I finally chucked the bra.

I pay too much for my bras to tug them, so, no thank you. Doing that stretches out the band over time, meaning I have to replace them more frequently.

Forever Team Scoop and Hook over here. If you can hook your bra in the front and move it around your ribcage so the hooks are on your back, you are wearing the wrong band (and probably) cup size. I haven’t used that horrible method since high school, and the bigger your boobs are the worse it gets. JUST SCOOP AND…

are you also a time traveler? How do you know there’s no domes in 2050?

lol I would but I don’t live there anymore. I can ask my friend though; she passes it on the way to her parents’ house.

Cannot agree more. That’s why anytime there’s a tragedy involving guns, it’s “thoughts and prayers.” Fuck your damn prayers! I’m tired of the Prayers Excuse®.

It’s shit like this that made me literally roll down my window when I passed the NRA HQ in Virginia, flip the bird and cry “FUCK YOU!!!!”

The whole area of Chevy Chase and Bethesda is affluent, and the point I’m making is that these affluent young men don’t think twice about objectifying young women. 

Also 32, and that seems a likely future to me.

That was the first thing that came to my mind.