Broken foot? She just wanted to get in on that Ariana Grande baby lifestyle.

How can anyone not love Florence. She’s magical!

I don’t watch the show, or read the books (the whole spanking thing toooootally turned me off) but I read these recaps to just stay nominally attuned to this pop culture phenomenon. I have to say, the “bitch please” looks in those screen caps are truly next level from the redhead. That is some A+ side eye happening…

Also this.

Isn’t this the guy that molested his transgender niece? The guy that “nice guy” George Clooney punched out on the set of “Three Kings”? The guy that Lily Tomlin lost her shit at? WHY do people continue to make movies with him, and why do people continue to throw money at him to fund said movies?

I could have used this in high school; I was so immature when I went off to college that I did the typical boozing/getting laid schtick and really regret it. My son's school incorporates SEL (Social and Emotional Learning) into their curriculum starting in 1st grade and it is a fantastic program.

I’m sure this is some Illuminati symbol, I just haven’t figured out what yet...

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

uhhh is this a safe space to talk about how we didn’t go to prom because we didn’t feel like it because high school was teh worst?

My most embarassing moment was the Project Graduation. I was so pissed at everyone, that I sulked throughout the entire day, because here was a bunch of people who had made high school a living hell for me, and now they were all of a sudden being nice to me. I didn’t speak to anyone, I didn’t eat anything with anyone,…

To be clear, I called this last month and you all owe me $20 if it happens

RuPaul’s been doing this on her show for years, and it’s way more entertaining than a bunch of celebrities pretending to sing. Ugh.

ALSO FIVE FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS IS PEANUTS COMPARED TO THE DEFENSE AND OVERALL BUDGET! Fuck off forever, whoever voted against this bill.

My name is Johneisa (JOHN-NEE-SA). My sisters name is Johnetta(JOHN NETT A).