The same awful jokes, for 50 years in a row, passed down to your own children or nephews or nieces. I’m sure we’ll be in 2300 telling the exact same joke while sitting at a table with two people wearing paper crowns, one person with a ripped one, and the designated teen who refuses to wear one.

That, and airports. I’m always paranoid I’m going to be accidentally late to a flight, then miss it because I haven’t heard the garbled sewer-speak over the tannoy correctly.

No. None of us do. Ours was almost planned on a Thursday, then when I (thanking the lord) said I couldn’t go due to standing obligations I’ve had for 4 years (true) I got pressured to cancel them before they stroppily changed the christmas party, where inevitably everyone will awkwardly shuffle around, probably not…

I’m European, can confirm I don’t want him here. Which is enough, right?

That’s the point where they join in with “we will not let you go!”, you finish the song together, the cops air guitar the solo, and everyone leaves having had a good time.

If screaming is worthy of getting a fine, can we please start on people who bring their children to movies, restaurants, museums, and assorted other places meant for peaceful enjoyment? Somehow I think you wouldn’t have a 4 year old wailing at a SAW movie if there was a £150 fine attached.

The men I am uncomfortable with are the men who do not leave again when I say “I am busy waiting for someone” and go back to texting, and putting my headphones back on. They ignore a very clear signal. And their ignoring it is exactly what gives me the kind of giant red flag that will make me go “better go pick my…

American Beauty, where she clearly has a lot issues and bases her self-worth entirely the attention men give her, and it’s all framed as sad/not right in the movie anyway? That’s all I can think of.

Do you not wear heels often? I find that generally women who usually wear heels tend to have their feet look like that when they wear flats (happens a little on me, too!) as if the skin is stretched from the heel position and wrinkles in flats.

Dunno if anyone else mentioned it, but 40 days and 40 nights. That always stuck with me for the way it was framed, and the fact few people I remember actually called it rape despite that being what she did.

“female journalists with long, lustrous blond hair.”

She so clearly seem the public as an opinion machine where if you put enough “said the right thing” tokens into it, the public will like you. Right now her options are set to liberal and she’s trying to fill it with tokens and it just looks pathetic.

I talk to my house spiders and inanimate objects; as long as the ghost doesn’t watch me shower like the spiders do, we’re all fine.

What is up with Lisa Bloom representing predators? Did she have a TV series in the making with this one, too, or is being complicit a hobby? Represent them until it gets into the limelight and can hurt your reputation?

Now I have to see if they ship to the UK, ‘cause that’s me to a T. The rec is appreciated!

“Tapestry. Tapestry. Ta-pest-ry.”

One of my most distinctive memories as a kid is sitting on the living room floor smelling of lice-treatment next to the family dog sat there smelling of flea-treatment. Misery loves company, at least. But I will definitely not be buying masks or wigs.

I wish this had been the topic of this article rather than “women aren’t interested”, full stop. This discussion is way more interesting and, though I had no intention of seeing it before, I kind of want to to see where you’re both coming from.

Lotta “yikes” in this dirtbag. Accompanied by a general cringe.