Right, that’s the same reason I’m not banging Kate Upton right now. I mean, I wouldve, but who needs the trouble.

Does it have to be ebay? Can’t use autotrader or something?

Wut dat?

Nothing new.

Oh great, because when my engine explodes I always say, “man, I wish this cost alot more to replace”.

You might be a redneck if...

It won’t be.

Removing 23 pieces of noise and vibration reducing parts seems pretty extreme just to lose 18 pounds. Especially considering most people that buy this are going to be 250lb+

How will this make up for my small penis if I can’t impress female passengers with g forces and such?

I modernized my college dorm the same way

I wouldn’t want a car that old with such few miles. My ideal one would have maybe something like 25k miles.

Tried to pass someone going downhill in the rain before a right turn.

I would literally punch a baby in the face right now for that salad...

No one has said “suped-up” since the 90s, this article is 2 decades late.

This is bad and I’m ashamed at myself for reading it. I’m even ashamed to be spending time commenting on it, but I felt like you should know that this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.

Maybe Hyundai is just doing him a favor by motivating him to exercise and get healthy. Maybe this will be the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

I really hope it doesn’t look like that.

Stopped reading after the Holocaust comparison.

I dont care about this race or any others.

*spanking