I wouldn’t personally want a cop car but they are at least regularly serviced.

That seems slow for snow. Mustve been some really radical powder yo

Ouch you’re young and married?? Sorry dude...

This just in- the life of the working class is hard. That is all.

Why does someone sleep with their sister or take up the banjo? Same reason

Its not often disgruntled ex’s are this calculated...

Neat.

Yo momma

Women on the other hand...are significantly weaker, both in strength and resolve

I see this picture and all I think about is having to carry a microfiber blanket around so you don’t scratch the paint when filling up.

This is outrageous. I was going to buy an Aston Martin, but now I’m not!

This deserves cotd. I applaud you

You broke the first rule of sketchbattle....

Sure, if the car were actually for sale. But a deposit isn’t an impulse buy

I meant the feds from the Kremlin. America won’t be a country in 6 years.

Ya, f*ck the army!

I really want one of these. I know I would have more fun on this than on my sport bike.

The prices of these things on the used market are always ridiculously high. They just don’t depreciate. But right now they’re actually pretty low....it’s very tempting... very very tempting.

If somebody can get that list of 60 people who actually put money down it would be worth alot of money to some Nigerian Prince scammer. You could probably retire off 3 or 4 of them

If you’ve followed all the issues this company has had you wouldn’t be surprised that nobody has put down a reservation.