I mean, this isn’t any different than it has always been. Most people have to make themselves believe 10 unreasonable things just to get out of bed in the morning.

Love how her only explanation for her own incompetence is literally that the world is ending. Like, Michelle, honey, that’s not the reason you can’t keep up with your briefings.

There’s stoic duties in farming, but there certainly was room for empathy and consciousness raising. Just cause “that’s the way it’s been done” doesn’t mean outsiders won’t stick their nose in and tell you it’s time for a change—and take routes to insist you WILL cooperate or face consequences. We are our brother’s…

It’s a bummer that you mistakenly feel like people can only care about one thing at a time AND that you think animals are merely some sort of Cartesian clockwork tool you can dispose of when they are no longer “useful.” I see your smug self-righteousness and raise you an “I think your callous disregard for life is…

exactly. i love this idea, but it needs a better word. “brelfies” is already my word for breaking & entering selfies, anyway.

For work or for fun?

The dog’s body language is totally “Chase me! Chase me! What’s wrong with this puppy? Its eyes have opened, it should be ready to play!”

Why are you getting all up in Emma’s shit? She said German, not Nazi. AND YET it appears this woman appeared to be both German and harbouring some bullshit attitude about Jewish people. Are you suggesting this is an impossibility?

Thank you. I rode horses for several years, including some jumping, and sidesaddle is not good for the horse. It shifts the rider's weight oddly, throwing off the mount. It's stupid and dangerous for anything but a parade, and even then it's questionable.

Rabbits cannot be trusted. Red eyed angry sharp toothed nightmare inducing little pellet peddling hair balls.

The tragic backstory of Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny...

Dear baby Jesus in a manger,

I’m hoping for him to say he’s going to be a Steve Tyler impimpersonator.

Heroin as a baby soother is due for another renaissance.

Ya, but they probably have their own personal secret Orca torture tank in their basement.

His poor parents.

A friend of mine announced that she was going to give up breastfeeding. Her son was possessed of fairly thick eyebrows and would take to doing this very same eyebrow waggle whenever it was feeding time. My friend said it just kind of creeped her out.

When I was looking for an affordable apartment in NYC (hahahahahahaha yes, I know those words don't happen) I saw SO MANY ads like this for "Friend with Benefit/Roommate Situation" ...between that and the "must be ok with my 8 cats" I couldn't tell is walking around naked 100% of the time would be worse than the cats.

It's funny, I'm a white guy and I'm embarrassed by Piper. She pains me, with her obnoxious inability to figure out when to back off, lay low, listen and not talk, etc.