Drives fine for just under 2k. Beggars can’t be choosers at that point. NP

This is the greatest thing I have read this week. Taco espionage and trolling is amazing. 

If it didn’t look exactly like what it is (A b-series wearing a hat) I’d start wondering myself.

“I wish Mazda made a 4runner.”

Being in Taco Bell labs must be the most fun job in the universe. No idea is too silly, too exorbitant.

As much as I loathe Pearl Jam, this video aged well. Too well. 

ROLL ROOOLL ROOOOOLL IN ZE HAAAAY

Glad I’m not alone there. Before I got a better look I thought “Hmm, was a vette the donor car?”

When you need PRECISE TOAST

It is always fun when my coworkers from Minnesota come to town and I take them to Frank Pepe’s or another local joint. Every time I hear “This pizza doesn’t even NEED ranch” it is music to my ears.

I can’t trust people who un-ironically put stick figure families on the back of their cars.

Currently, the base Express with the 6.0-liter V8 starts at $34,290.

It’s a neat looking little vehicle, but I can see a few influencing elements in there. The front end is very Range Rovery, and I can see some definite Volvo XC40 as well.

It’s far more interesting visually than most CUV’s on the market right now. If I see a bunch of these little guys start popping up on the road, I won’t be mad.

One of the things I’m thankful for is that the city I work in has an extremely large Jamaican and Caribbean population. Thus, the food is AMAZING. I don’t need to go very far from my office to grab a roti bowl (in a clamshell container!) or Oxtail, or any other delights. I’ve even turned a few coworkers on to the…

I had a green 5spd 95. Got rid of it with 240k miles and still miss it. What a fun car. Nobody paid any attention to it until it was too late and I was keeping up with cars I shouldn’t have been.

Paging Stef Schrader. 

Mercedes TourX! 

Would you like anything else?

Good thing it won’t look anything like the picture, because I’d have to unhinge my jaw to take a bite of that thing.