Ballaban.. What’s going on with the Yugo at the moment? How often does it actually get driven? 

Personally I’d keep it stock, I did the same with my 96m. A rollbar and suspension/wheels are never a bad thing though

Microwaving fish is a crime against humanity. 

For the Jalopnik NYC crew... Shake shack... Overrated, right? 

as of 2003, most cars were the worst imaginable if compared to an S7

Joe Deertay would like a word.

So what you are saying is you’ll trade a Saleen S7 for a 280z?

Pink Milkshake of Death is a FANTASTIC band name.

My afternoon just got LIT

I did not want that e46. I did nahhht. Oh hai Delica.

Preaching to the choir buddy. The Grand Cherokee michelin man seats were incredible. 

OK it wasn’t just me. The flares and wheel setup are bugging me, and I can’t put my finger on exactly why. The flares don’t work for me and there’s something else about the wheel fitment that is bothering me.

You act like umpires don’t do this in the off-season all the time. I’m sure there’s at least a handful out there that go to empty fields and call invisible games while tears stream down their faces and a stack of empty Natty Lights grows behind them

Two Orson Welles references in a row with that simpsons quote. Well done Magary. 

The quality of life improvements are low cost to the franchise owners and the league and should be looked at very seriously. Those are just common human decency.

I was today years old when I found out there was a USA Badminton organization.

Also something to consider: just because the CPO premium is lower than most, it doesn’t mean the car is a good deal. The majority of the vehicles on the lowest CPO premium list are also vehicles that hold their resale value extremely well. It still may make sense to buy new for a lot of those vehicles, as the 1 to 2…

I’m not sure why, but I feel like we’re going to look back on Harper as the baseball version of Carmelo Anthony. He puts up decent statistics in most respects (his strikeouts and BA this year were.... not great) but for some reason the teams he is on always seem to underachieve.

Torch you are a madman, but when you are right you are right. 

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