I’ve been in the market for a minivan with the kids and such, but I have a hard time saying goodbye to my 2015 Mazda 3. It’ll be paid off shortly, only has 67k miles, and it is reliable as hell. The thing that gets me is that even with negotiating, a new sienna with the tech goodies is in the 34k-ish range.

The best part about the 96 is that it either was a weird V4 or a two stroke 3 cyl. No matter what engine you had, it was a fun oddball. This car was the saabiest saab that ever saab’d. 

I would completely rock the crap out of this, and show up to cars and coffee playing death metal in my cutesy econobox. This thing is a great weirdmobile in America, and you probably won’t come across many of them. If you stumble across another in your travels, but lottery tickets. The amount of fun this thing can…

So you mean to tell me that if there’s front wheels and no rear wheels, there’s a differential between the two?

Bloody hell yes. This is fantastic.

I’ll never have “new porsche” money, but I’m not bothered by the widebody at all. I for one welcome our new ample posterior 911 overlords. 

It stands a better chance at completing a rally than it did before he modified it. That’s functionality :D

It’s a functional rally beast and a zero f’s trollmobile all in one. Everything that is wrong about it is so right. And it is BROWN. This vehicle is the hero Jalopnik both deserves and needs.

This vehicle looks like it came straight out of a Wallace and Gromit short. I love it.

These little buggers are ADORABLE. Look at this lil’ guy..

This is like Drunk History with cars. I dig it.

It’s almost obligatory.

Hey now.. Show some respect for Southeastern Connecticut State Norwich. FEAR THE MIGHTY um.... Used heroin needles?

Somewhere out there, Stef is grinning ear to ear. 

I cannot stop watching this gif. Productivity falling.... falling.. gone. 

Wrangler owners aren’t expecting a vehicle that is devoid of squeaks rattles and other quirks. They are expecting a vehicle that is a constant work in progress and has a plethora of parts available in the case of breakage. It’s a vehicular lego.

I think the only more forgettable one was the Isuzu.

I have always wondered what would happen if you Rhino Lined an entire vehicle. Now I don’t have to wonder anymore. 

There are two vehicles in that lineup that I completely forgot existed. The Bravada and the Silhouette. I keep forgetting they made a second generation of those after the initial dustbuster style was upgraded.

Didn’t miss it. Lambos just don’t do much for me. Around the corner there were 13 Paganis including another 1:1 car, the HP Barchetta. I was more interested in that.