The number on the side is a nice touch.. 1/3 lol.

Donut Taco Palace?? Does such a place exist? If not, it needs to. For reasons. Fat kid reasons.

I DEMAND A BRONCOSAURUS!!!

Wasn’t that an issue with the old Ford Aerostar vans too?

Remove that 5 from the price and we might have a deal.

I thought it was carpet fresh at first, and he was just attempting to get that lovely fresh sent permanently lodged in his nostrils, but then I realized that just didn’t make any sense.

Dead on buddy.

Not included: A Tony Montana mound of... err.. confectioners sugar on the dash.

If buick made another v8 wagon, I would buy it tomorrow. I love the roadmaster.

I’m glad someone else on the planet subscribes to the drivers seat fart theory. You don’t own a car until you fart in the drivers seat. And we’re not talking polite farts here either. We’re talking post KFC value meal farts. The fart that when you are done, you look at your car and yell “THIS IS MY CAR. THERE ARE MANY…

When you are a man of discerning taste who prefers the supple caress of rich Corinthian leather, you park your car wherever you damn well please.

The thought just occurred to me that I don’t think I’ve seen anyone rollerblading in years. Is it still a thing?

I’m kind of shocked. I expected to see a New Jersey license plate on this car.

I wonder if the fancy tailgate is going to be an option. If I were in the market for a truck, I’d vastly prefer a simpler tailgate. Trucks get beat up if they are used, and I would think having a more complex tailgate invites too many weak points for malfunctions.

I would have bought the everloving crap out of this.

I may be an outlier and masochist, but the S4 Esprit Turbo V8's have always been a siren for me. Dead sexy cars.

OK then. I can see everything is well in hand, here. Carry on.

It has a back seat.. Someone needs to do a “Does it baby” on this car.

Jazz flute is serious business.

I had a friend in high school whose dad was a car collector. He had an early 90's zr1, a 2001 M5, a 1939 Bentley, muscle cars, you name it. His daily driver? A silver Celica coupe just like this.