It does have quite a Sterling reputation.

I thought my pun game was strong. You are making me look like a heel.

If you ever start a band, you have to call it “Puffalump butt lilac”.

I had a 97 Grand AM that behaved similarly around my then girlfriend now wife. Every time we tried to go out to dinner or do something and we took my car, it would break. One particular hill in Philadelphia seemed to have its number. The car would get 3/4 of the way up the hill and then just pack it in. I got rid of…

Have two kids. Can confirm.

A cat. It seems like a good idea at first. You have some fun in the beginning. But then the cat decides FUCK THIS PIECE OF FURNITURE, and FUCK THIS CARPETED STAIR and starts wrecking things and peeing on things. Before you know it the damn thing has been around for 15 years, and every blood test that comes back clear…

I didn’t mind the last gen models. Some folks did. They’ve got the beginnings of 90's bubble styling creeping in, but they still looked sharp.

Came here to post exactly this. Caddy doesn’t want to rest on its laurels this season. They are playing with the big boys with proven experience next year, and they don’t want to be caught with their pants down.

My neighbors growing up had a white one of these. At the time, I was convinced it had to be the fastest car on the planet.

The Twins lost 100 games last year and are in the playoffs this year. It could happen for the Mets with a new manager next year.

You are a true man of the people, Patrick. Carry on the excellent work! 

Work computer. Locked down, no add ins.

I know they probably backed a dump truck of cash up to Jalopnik headquarters to hype this game, but for the love of all that is holy, please make this #$%^@%ing thing stop popping up on EVERY JALOPNIK ARTICLE AND LINK.

Isuzu accord tall wagon!

Note... Price includes tip(ping)

So it’s just “The Grand” now?

I would do exceptionally stupid things with this vehicle. I could think of worse ways to burn $2500 that wouldn’t result in the amount of stupidity and fun this would bring.

Pffffff. One of these things is welcome in my garage any time. I don’t care if they call it the Thundercougarfalconbird Deluxe Megacrazy Special Hybrid Fantastic 4s Turbo American.

Thanks for all of your hard work, guys. Kinja Deals is a part of my daily routine and I have purchased several items from it!!

Thanks for all of your hard work, guys. Kinja Deals is a part of my daily routine and I have purchased several items…

Even longer if you consider that the chassis dates all the way back to the Volvo P2 back in 1999. The D3 (which the taurus rides on) was developed from the P2, and the D4 (what the flex, explorer etc) is just an evolution of the D3.