Basically this.

Jesus Christ this is a condescending post. Sinead O’Conner has had 20 years of professional help. For many people mental illness is a life sentence. So your assertion that “it works” is both a lie and a slap in the face to people who aren’t going to ever permanently recover.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

I knew i recognized her from somewhere! She was Jean-Ralphio’s sister on P&R. Loved her. Money Please!

iZombie is great! Although I’d much rather date Ravi than Major (Lilywhite, tee hee) so Glee can have him.

For some reason, I’m in the grays again, but I must post this. Perhaps it will get me un-grayed? OH DAYUMMMM.

to be fair, he’s the worst too

Hi! So the guy I am seeing for the last 8 weeks and came over tonight We had made a plan and followed through in taking MDMA. We were just going to chill at home. He got a call from a friend and said he had to go help him. He just up and left. I’m having a hard time caring because I am high as fuck. The only thing…

But HE’S NOT DOING THE MOVIE.

It wasn’t entirely staged. I mean he half-heartedly suggested they ask him about quantum computing and then the press willingly went along to try and use it as a joke which somehow ended up with some pretty good soundbites.

Right? And “I didn’t want to be a zoophile. I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal”? How hard could it possibly be to avoid a fucking dolphin?! Just because an animal humps your leg does not mean it’s cool for you, a human, to have sex with it. That’s not how it works.

whoa whoa whoa he just compared zoophilia to interracial sex...

Tobias Menzies is so fantastic. Poor Frank really gets the shaft. :(

But come May 2016, that Buffy the Vampire Slayer binge

You mean Votey McVoteface.

Thank you. Fuck this guy.

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, today made this statement on President Obama’s Supreme Court nomination.

One of the hottest men I have ever known was one of the most boring people ever. He added nothing to the conversation. It was like God put all his work into constructing a gorgeous Greek God of a man and then was like “Welp, that’s all the time I have for this one!”