I think that "splash" is a thing, sooo the more mass, the more splash?

Yeah, this was to be my comment. What the hell does that mean? Also, did they ask adults to judge the attractiveness of a ten year old's face? Because ew.

WHO are all these hot people? I love today.

I knowww. SIMONNNNN, LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Daughter of Smoke and Bone, Days of Autumn Twilight, and Dreams of Gods and Monsters by Laini Taylor. (Trilogy) I just discovered the third book came out MONTHS ago and I didn't even know. Very good binge reading here folks.

FINALLY.

Nice! 10/10 would gorignak again.

Indeed.

I know!!! I have been in love with him since I was a wee lass.

Why does he have a job and so many deserving others do not?

Exactly! I don't understand why women are being so hysterical over this. Maybe it is the USA woman's time of the month right now? Everyone knows that they lose all common sense during menses.

Why did he move? There was room for everyone on the bench! Sea Lion Cuddles!

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING and laughing at my desk right now. DREAM PHONE OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW

I have totally ended things with people over political differences. Many social issues are very important to me. If you are someone who doesn't want me to have vaginal autonomy, then I'm sorry but I'm just not that into you. No way. Never.

Maybe she's talking about the awkwardness of two actors grinding on each-other while one is super pregnant. 'cuz I think that's awkward.

I totally forgot about hair mascara!!!! OMG!!!!! I had a blue one.

Yep yep yep yep yep.

Yep. Though I haven't seen the last two seasons (as I am binge watching them) so I don't know if they ever ended up showing the "real" "Ted". (Bob Saget)

I think the reason that the voices are different is because the show (Old ted's story) has "imaginary actors" playing the characters? I always imagined that the actual people that the dad is talking about look similar but not exactly like the people who "portray" them in the stories. The reason I think this is because…

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