Poehler had some real gems in this interview:

Whenever I see Michael K. Williams on the screen, in ANYTHING. I yell "OMAR COMIN'!" to the TV. I can't help myself. I am glad I am not the only person who refers to all of The Wire cast as their character names. OMAR RIP

Holy crap that was sad.

Wow. When did this happen??? Thank you for this information. It is very much appreciated.

I think it's great that someone called 911. The bad stuff is when people are afraid to get the authorities involved, and people die.

I was thinking the exact same thing! That whole case is amazing!! I am actually pretty happy to see Robin Wright up there. She did an amazing job in House of Cards.

As a US size 8-10 I am absolutely THRILLED to be involved. Call me Plus-sized. Totally fine with me.

He's pretty much your awkward (probably racist) uncle who shows up at family gatherings and says offensive things. I love Morrissey, and seeing him live was probably in the top ten best moments of my life. When he says stuff like this, I just wanna say "Oh Morrissey!" in a singsong patronizing voice, pat him on the…

Yeah. I see this image on the subway every day. And every time, I think "Yowza! he's really, really, ridiculously good looking."

Yeahh... I'm annoyed that Wolf didn't call her out on that. Reporters! Reporting! Things! Instead of just listening to people say untrue things!

Babes, why would you do that?

No, it's Jordan Catalano.

This is the best thing I have seen on The Internets today. Also,

This is exactly what I think. There is no way that this is real.

Oh no! This makes me so sad.. Don't stop doing your thing, gurl. Don't let one doucher ruin fun sexytimes forever!

I tried to get my hair to be like this for prom in 1999.

I finally "discovered" this show a few months ago after drinking too much wine and accidentally turning to the channel that was playing an episode of this show around midnight. I knew people who watched it back in the day, but I had never seen it.

There is always/sometimes a group of men who gather outside that starbucks at like, Broad and Jackson in South Philly. It's really close to where I live so I sometimes walk by them, and they are THE WORRRRST.

This isn't the only thing. Maybe someone will write an open letter about his blandy blandio music.

I know I'm late.... I was really trying NOT to read this but I COULD NOT STOP MYSELF.