Well, I think I have a new favorite Jalopnik article. ♥ I have no notes, this is perfection. It’s a shame we all live thousands of miles from each other, a Jalopnik/Autopian/Motor1 trans crossover would be EPIC!

You’re a finance manager for Sheehy Lexus?

Nobody deserves to be taken advantage of, PERIOD. Your attitude is what scammers use to justify their shitty amoral practices.

Who cares? Very clearly Tesla cared since they invented the story ...

If somebody is pointing a long gun with an extended magazine at me, I really wouldn’t care in the least what round is chambered in it. At close range with a long rifle, a .22 is every bit as lethal as a .223. The only difference is the hole coming out the back side of my corpse will be significantly smaller.

congratulations and welcome, officially, to the cool girls’ table in the business. this was well worth the wait, I love it. <3 

Welcome to a whole new life, Amber! Here’s to life only getting grander from here. You rock, girl! <3

Apparently he took the Hypocritic Oath, not the Hippocratic Oath.

Pull his medical license.  

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Oh, now I know somebody didn’t watch the video! It wasn’t an arbitrary 400 kph — it was an absolutely laser-focused 407.

Nothing he did was arbitrary. Not even the draft-free vents. #Cervicale

Not broke and this thing is a POS.

The title said lame cars. Everyone is posting awesome cars. 

This was the last year for the old-school 5.0. I blame Vanilla Ice.

There’s an asterisk that this doesn’t apply to flights form Texas to Cancun. 

I’m 6'4 and recently switched from a ‘14 Focus ST to a 2024 GTI. The GTI has so much more leg and head room (helped because my GTI doesn’t have a sunroof either). There is easily 2 or 3 inches above my head in the GTI where my head would rub on the roof of the ST, and I don’t need to have the seat all the way back…

Busses + Bagdes = Morans

They care about Baltimore like they care about The Troops: only when it's convenient

ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I’m not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn’t get oil to the top of…

I am shocked, shocked I say, to learn that this guy is a Republican. /s