There’s also no shame in buying a car instead of lifestyle vehicle.

Gen Xer here. This has not, nor has it ever been a Gen X vehicle. Nor was the PT Cruiser, the last Thunderbird, or any of the other retro designs from the late 90s and early 2000s. They were targeted squarely at late Silent generation and early Boomers who could taste the nostalgia.

JALOPNIKE, I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THSI SSR YOU HAVE FOR SALE BUT I CANNOT FIND A LINK ON YOUR WEBSITE TO DO SO FROM MY COMPUTER. IF YOU COULD PLEASE CALLE ME SO WE CAN DISCUSS PURCHASING THE VEHICLE I WOULD BE GRATEFUL. BARB AND I HAVE DOCTORS APPONTMENTES TUESDAY THROUGH FRIDAY AND GO TO BED AT 6 BUT ANY OTHER TIME WILL…

What they really want to get rid of are male-to-male adapters. 

So... as you get older this changes.

Killing your own voters to own the libs... is a strategy.

This is every job in the United States.

I hear they got out at 5 every day at Emily Overruled, at least until some jackass showed up on set with a lot of opinions.

You had to Google that? Looks like someone didn’t watch old (well old-new) Top Gear :P

Yeah, but she plays it so fucking well, and no one can do it quite like her. Some artists have range, but most don’t. The ones who can consistently do it well and make it feel fresh/relevant have their own kind of brilliance.

He died at a ripe old age, wealthy and with no cares in this world or the next. Proof that the God he spent all of his life making earth miserable for does not exist.

Keep a second bottle of water beside the first to put out the fire, dummy!

Nah I am already seeing 2023 Atlas selling for $2k below MSRP. Incentives are back, they can jack up the price however they want, no one is paying full MSRP again.

Coincidentally, cities with Hertz Rental Car locations are expected to have a 20% increase in wrongful arrests for car theft.  

*excitedly makes ‘lady’s body motion’*

I hope the goddamn cook shoots him.

I hope he gets to see Montana!