Countess Luann is the living embodiment of the salsa girl emoji

This is fucking art !

Dorinda is the drunk aunt that you have to explain to visitors before they meet her.

She’s like that wacky aunt who never pays the bills but always has champagne and refers to the raccoon infestation as atmosphere then asks you to pick out the proper pair of Wednesday-night underwear to gallivant around in at Beautique before deciding to forgo it altogether. And then you have to pick her up at 4 a.m.…

LuAnn is slowly evolving more and more from a Classy Countess to a tough biker broad in a jean jacket. Here for it.

He was so obviously guessing at what they wanted him to say. They knew he wasn’t very bright and didn’t know what was going on. His mother doesn’t even know how to handle the fact that she cant get in touch with him or his lawyers...its all just fucking INSANE. That is the biggest story in this show. Steve Avery, I…

And when he was testifying and said he’d lost weight so people wouldn’t make fun of him. While the defense was claiming it was because he was stressed out about killing Theresa.

I’ve watched most of it now, and I’m not sure about Steven Avery...but holy fuck Brendan Dassey...what the fuck even was all that shit?

I don’t think anyone is denying it happened though. Just a question of who did it. He is claiming it was his boss not him.

Luckily you'll never get near a woman so you don't have to worry about dying.

That’s not what the drug was supposed to fix. The drug wasn’t supposed to induce lubrication but to increase libido; desire for sex.

What language does he read the Bible in? Aramaic?

Oh, come on, now. Despite the image she’s marketed over the years, Oprah is not actually some kind of fairy godmother who can just fix everything with a few bippity-boppity-boos!

This is green room ready to go time; Oprah is good but she can’t bend time.

The status is literally “can’t wait to vote for Trump tomorrow! Let’s make America great again! I want the wall!”

How is it that Facebook friends have become the scum of the Earth?

I have no words.

It doesn’t sound like Oprah knew Erin’s job was at stake.

Sorry to burst your bubble here, but as much as it seems producers would and should always have a solid backup plan that’s rarely the case, and even more rarely SOP. Even someone as powerful as Oprah can’t regularly demand a bunch of people hang around in an alternate green room as a contingency. It’s a great…

It’s so ridiculous - my bf was mildly embarrassed on one shopping trip when we just grabbed condoms and tampons . My response was “dude, this purchase screams ‘I have a girlfriend - we have sex, and she’s pre-menopausal’ - what are you so ashamed of?”