So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

That will be interesting to see how that shakes out re: Warren.

“Orange is the new black”

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

honest question, but why should men be burdened to put the seat down and not women put the seat up? Really not sure where that comes from.

A&W will always be my favorite, especially if you can get it at one of their fast food joints. Barq’s can suck a fat one. Mug is just...blah. I agree with the Virgil’s though.

Nothing beats Duck Army. Nothing ever will. It is the apex of the human experience.

Hey, you take this bone home, throw it in a pot with some broth and a potato, and baby you got a stew goin’

Adapted from Paul Harvey's "So God Made a Farmer"...

Suck it, '12s.' See you next time the bandwagon rolls through town.

I haven't seen Shovel Knight on any lists yet, and that makes me sad. Does Rusty's Real Deal Baseball really deserve a spot?

Theseus: [enters corn maze]

The guy behind them tried to smack his forehead in disbelief, but ended up smacking the girl next to him in the face instead.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of…

The guy in that office is gonna be pissed when he sees this. It might take him a second or 17, but he'll lose it.

I saw a puck go in after the play was stopped which was reviewed and confirmed as no goal. Quit complaining about the officiating. You sound like a NBA fan.