Porn is pretty much free now so, yeah.

Looking forward to seeing how this ties in to the new Universal Monster Universe.

We better see his dick this time or I’m gonna burn Universal Studios down.

“There’s noise and movement and, god help me, a smell associated with finger-banging that can’t be ignored when you’re trapped in a tiny box zooming up and down a long shaft.”

Yeah sure. Why the hell not? 2016 has been full of bullshit that no one wants so why not have this bullshit too?

I like the jib of your jab.

You forgot to mention Christian. Remember the Bible series he and his wife Roma Downey produced starring Satan Obama? Yay Christian values!

I get you. The way so many people are falling in line, combined with the folks who are now emboldened enough to just come out in public with their racist shit is pretty gut churning.

At least folks should stock up on tomatoes.

A parade through a city full of people who despise you. That’s smart.

I waffle back and forth. I want it to be as difficult as possible for him, but also know he could not comfort a grieving nation and want to give him no reason to declare martial law or something, as our lovely GOP Congress has decided they are no longer a check on the Presidency.

Who is supposed to pay for this parade? For this helicopter? What fresh dystopian hell is this?

He’s definitely smiling like Hannibal Lecter in that picture.

I feel sick.

The 2010s have been great for music, across most genres. In the year 2010 alone, I can name at least twenty albums that I thought were great:

They really need to make the guys in this look more different, I keep getting them mixed up.

I liked that beat backing a girl band better when it was Haim.

Music is so subjective but I’m comfortable saying we’re going through a rap renaissance. Kendrick Lamar, Chance the Rapper, and Danny Brown are all killing it. Death Grips is pushing the barriers of what can be called rap. Soul/funk/and jazz are all making a big comeback in the game. It’s been pretty good.

The 2010s have been a fairly grim decade so far. I realised the other day that I struggled to think of a truly great album or a brand new great band to come out in the past 6 years, the same with Movies. The early 2010s has had few if any all time classics.