omg and yes a queer movie with a happy ending!! my bf and I saw it for valentines day and were ready for everyone to die or something but (spoiler) no one does!!

I got the apple cobbler the other day and it was phenomenal. The apple taste was fantastic.

Be afraid for the women, too, because we are also frequently victimized.

God fucking dammit. Shoot us in the back, on camera, with evidence of an attempt at a lie about what was happening when the shooting took place. It’s open season, apparently. Cops have that right now. It’s established. Fuck.

A national disgrace. Even fucking “Morning” Joe Scarborough couldn’t understand the lone juror when it was all captured on video. When Morning Joe man knows better than you, you’ve sunk pretty low.

remember: this is after we’ve had a black president and black attorney general for 8 years. when trump takes office, it is going to be open season on black folks.

I watched Crash after it won best picture and I just remember waiting for it to get good or interesting the entire time. Very underwhelming experience.

Yeah but, one doesn’t chop the woody ends of fresh asparagus off with a knife! 

I will snatch you bald.

Crash taught young me never to trust white people’s recommendations on movies about race.

Woman is a vampire!

I hate watching other people cook when they don’t know what they’re doing. Just fucking let me do it and go set the table!

I liked it the first time when it was called, J.D. Ballard; Crash.

Honestly, every other nominee was fantastic that year. Brokeback, Munich, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck - I loved Brokeback the most but I would’ve been OK with those other three winning. I was in high school, I was obsessed with film, it was the first year I saw everything nominated.

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That’s the statement from Annie Proulx’s people? All of it?! That’s fucking amazing.

thandie newton is for real a robot, she has not aged AT ALL