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WHAT SORT OF WHITE DEVIL IS ORDERING THIS SHIT?

I’ve smoked 32 grams since the 11th. Most I’ve ever smoked in a single week. More than I ever smoked in college. Thank goddess for GreenRush.

well, we’ve known for at least a decade that she’s a complete fucking idiot.

I was confused too. Her twitter is a gorram mess and I wish I hadn’t googled her, tbh. She’s a nazi meme sprung to life by some ancient evil.

I know it pales in comparison to the problems actual minorities have but it’s still not very nice to just be blamed for a load of stuff you had nothing to do with because of the condition in which you were bourne.

so many white people with that word on their tongue, just waiting for a moment they think they’ll get away with saying it. and to children too.

my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

good. hope it sticks.

Sounds like the girlfriend should be the one suing the casino, tbh.

He also claims that his girlfriend broke his nose and kneed him in the groin during the argument.

Robert Ford is an anagram for Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Can’t believe nobody has mentioned that yet.

I’m 100% down with this theory. Still waiting for them to give Arnold a surname, though. “Weber” is a fanmade name, based on a possible anagram.

Nope. I’d delete your mom too.

I can’t remember if I shit on Monday but I’ve definitely been backed up since Tuesday.

It means you have healthy poops! My SO calls them phantom poops.

Says she’ll donate $1 of every $5 she makes to the ACLU.