Cue uproarious laughter from a conference room of Hollywood execs.

You're doing The Lord's work.

Not much of a spoiler. His name is in the opening credits.

Tonight in an alternate universe, NBC is airing a highly anticipated Doctor Facehands/The Cape crossover special.

KILL HITLER

That always bugs me too. It's a contraction of "you all." What the hell is "ya'll" a contraction of?

Not sure why you think Ebert hated The Big Lebowski. That's not true at all. He gave it thumbs up and 3 stars upon its release, and in 2010, added it to his "Great Movies" series.

I think he wanted a lighter, more "comic-booky" Batman than Burton gave us.

Boo to the Disney Industrial Complex! Three cheers for the Time Warner Industrial Complex!

So basically this: http://www.theonion.com/art…

I know this dream casting has been much discussed for many years, but is it based on anything other than physical resemblance? I mean, c'mon, Danzig has never acted in anything ever. If he tried to portray a complicated, iconic character like Wolverine, he would just be cringingly bad, right?

Never understood excitement about Mike Myers playing Keith Moon. Jason Schwartzman bears stronger resemblance to Moon, is almost certainly a much better actor than Myers, and is already a very good drummer.

Toss Arrested Development on that list. It's also noteworthy that Curb Your Enthusiasm has more in common with The Larry Sanders Show, in both humor and style, than with Seinfeld.

Garry is probably making Warren Zevon play Werewolves of London up in heaven right now.

2nd best TV series of the 90s. And maybe the most influential.

Drink it you pussy!

Is Prussian Blue still a thing?

My only question for Tay: What's your fuckstyle?

The only film of Snyder's with actual laughs is Dawn of the Dead, which, probably not coincidentally, was written by an actual funny human, James Gunn.

Yes, some very good performances like I said. I wouldn't call it "bad" but I also wouldn't really call it "good." Fascinating mess?