That opening is crazy. How the hell did The Violent Femmes open for Barenaked Ladies? Why in the world would Alice Cooper open for Motley Crue? Sure they weren't co-headlining?

I am SHOCKED to learn this movie was rated R. Everything about the marketing screamed "terrible slapstick comedy for the whole family, ala Paul Blart, or most Steve Martin movies from the last 12 years or so."

Yes, his keyboards/piano/synths were a big component of what set them apart from other metal bands in their early days.

I love Imperial Teen and it's ridiculous they were not mentioned in this article. But there is objectively no way in hell Imperial Teen is a Better band than Faith No More.

Oi oi!

This is getting into Cicada 3301 territory.

Awesome. Still waiting for him to get proper widespread recognition as one of the best songwriters working today.

The role he was born to play!

He's obnoxious and not funny?

UN-DATE-A-BLE!
They're alive dammit!

And a gay, which is important to me, cause I have a cousin who's a gay.

Thank god!

I got married! No "Blurred Lines" at the reception, either!

That sucks. Really love Pinback. They're great live. And extra disheartening to read the comments in a fairly indie-rock friendly place like this and see almost no "No more Pinback? Bummer." and tons of "Who? Who cares?" and jokes about his band's name from people who've never heard them. Definitely curious what his…

Gerge get angry?

That's what I was thinking. If they really want to reboot the human race, seems like it will be imperative that Phil start knocking up both ladies as soon and often as possible.

Which will now lead to fans of Resurrection (assuming those exist) hearing about The Returned on A&E and thinking it's a shameless rip-off of Resurrection, rather than a remake of an earlier French series, which was based on an even older movie. Even MORE confusing: the book that the show Resurrection is based on is…

Yes, the Pitchfork grades seem like a parody of themselves. A 10 point scale seems like a bit much. Having 0.1 increments on a 10 point scale is insane and hilarious.

Yes, just bought a Roku 3 last week. But I honestly don't know that I'd want to shell out another $15 a month (on top of Netflix and Hulu) for access to even more shows I barely have time to watch.

David Fincher!