Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

My favorite part of this was when Julianne Moore handed over money and then reached out to take a box and the girl scout turned her back on her.

You take that back! :)
The best part of NBA 2K9 is ‘Kenny’s Stamp of Approval’ where he labels your performance in the first half with some kind of cliched saying “He’s heating up on his home floor” and then you get some kind of ridiculous sticker of just his head and the prefab name for the sticker “Home Cooking” “The…

As soft as Vardy throwing himself into Monreal?

You’re joking, right. A cynical pullback on a player that was by him, that’s a yellow every time. Both the Monreal penalty and Simpson’s second yellow were correct calls. Now how the two footed lunge at Ramsey wasn’t a red...

Well of course he has to admit guilt. Anyone who watched his free kick against Liverpool last week knows he’s capable of scoring on 15 year-old girls. Fucking Mignolet.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

What I don’t understand is...he’s a defender. Just turn and clear the ball. Fucking weirdo.

I’m a Liverpool fan and I sometimes get uneasy with my fellow fan’s criticisms of FSG. No doubt about it, £77 was fucking ridiculous, but they’ve listened and acted fast; something not a lot of clubs would do. They’ve always backed each manager in the transfer market and I think they often get unfairly criticised…

Evander Kane will always have a special place in my heart for this:

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

It’s a reference to the letter a white lady wrote complaining about Cam Newton’s celebratory dance, the dab. She just ended her routine with it and incorporated other urban dance moves some people (haters) might find distasteful.

Except none of those players have the cardio to last more than 2 minutes of action in rugby. Sounds good in theory, but these guys would run rings around them. Same way you can’t just put rugby guys in helmets and have them see the field in the same way.

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

“by the way im not white”

I work in hospitals - yes, this was a mind-blowing violation of ethics. It’s one thing to leak contract details on a free agent signing, but it’s entirely another to publish photographs and medical charts of someone incapacitated in a hospital bed. Have some fucking class, Schefter. And whoever was fucking stupid…

Negative. Cameron Borthwick-Jackson is a legitimate talent and he’s 19 years old. He killed it against Stoke. When Shaw comes back, CB-J can move to right back and we’ll be solid.

Obviously you haven’t heard of Mike Smalling. Also why so much Manchester United hate? Even after they have a great win you have to throw salt. Diversify your article types, or just continue you man crush on Gerard Deulofeu.

I’m so old that I know what you mean!