Well now I done have seen a lot of good things in this life the Good Lord has blessed us with. Why there’s been men way up to the moon, and the polio vaccine, there’s been the wireless and radios and teevees and now computers that slide right into your pocket, Amen!

Bradley was frank when asked directly if the concussion that Pierce possibly suffered sometime before the kickoff contributed to the running back’s confusion.

Bradley was frank when asked directly

Luis is a transcendental footballer that could play anywhere on the pitch given his willingness to work. Bale, while superlative, is not that player.

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”

There’s a weird (re: depressing) thing happening in the discussions about this story among other POC. I got my hair cut last night at a barber shop ‘round my way, and it was probably 60% pro-Matt Barnes. Like, Derek Fisher deserved a two-piece for getting with his friend’s ex-girl and the estranged wife is a conniving…

You aren’t even going to reference Touzani by name? He’s one of the best known freestyle footballers in the world!

Burneko, this is right and good and correct and excellent and for a (one can only assume very) temporary period you are not the absolute worst.

wow. I'll ban you later but just leaving this here for now. wow.

I think the man who just had a loaded gun pointed at him doing this a few days later is up there as well.

I think we’ve seen this before: Chris Rock did a feature on this type of rampage:

No, wash cloths help to exfoliate the skin and remove bacteria that can be both harmful and the cause of lingering stank. Just rubbing soap on your body does not make one clean.

First thing I thought of when I saw them. And was absoutely baffled when noticing more than one person was wearing them lol.

A couple of readers emailed me to let me know that this is not Luke’s first time getting arrested. He allegedly called a cop a “nigger” in September 2014, according to a police report.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

This nine-minute video—which feels so much shorter than that

SCORE YO SELF!

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”