This one made me laugh so much it’s starting to annoy my wife.

Ungreyed for awesomeness.

This is the best one I’ve read.

If you want a painless way to control your drinking, try the “Sinclair Method”. No willpower or abstinence required. Worked wonders for me so far.

Dude, you dodged a bullet, even though you landed on some nails. Every day just think to yourself how awesome it is that you don’t have to grow old with that disloyal, exploitative harpy.

She did you a huge favor, man. You should have kissed the hem of her garment for saving you all that crazy, and then found a normal woman.

Did that guy she calls “romaine” chime in?

Yeah, I forget. I read the book in 2001.

In the book Black Robes, White Justice there is a similar story. The author, (a black judge) is awaiting medical treatment in an ICU along with a barely sapient white man reeking of booze and homelessness. The doctor, having been told “The honorable judge Wright is awaiting” him, comes past the curtain, looks at…

I want to know this as well.

Unce! Tice...

Don’t bullshit me.

I read this comment to my wife after showing her the picture and just lost it. So damned funny!

Nobody is offering him sex.

Rapists, hiring a female lawyer to defend you doesn’t make us think you might be innocent. Especially with as stupid a defense as this one.

If people didn’t lie to her, she would be chill with them. But they always lie, and thus deserve a new asshole.

Why didn’t they wait?

There was also the lady who got a ball of cat hair in her vagina and decided to tell us all about it.

I only got to play this game once at my cousins house as a kid, but I’ve always remembered it as being something I wanted to play again. I watched all 20 mins of that video.

So many people will never have such a good friend as that one.