He’s kind of got a point. Corporate Media was all over the airwaves “WHAT WHACKY THING IS TRUMP GONNA SAY NOW!?” while almost completely ignoring certain Democratic candidates.

Is this the end of the line, or is there a ticket system or...?

Isn’t this momo thing just a (bad) rehash of SCP-1471?

Because I have Kodi and a VPN?

Because I have Kodi and a VPN?

Moral of the story?

Or just pull the plug

Lol. U

What uh...what’s up with this person?

I can’t wait to see how idiots turn this into Flat Earth propaganda.

Can...can I not buy a klan outfit, and instead join you in drinking delicious, salty asshole tears?

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) may have overstayed her welcome.

Don’t just read the headlines about that processed foods-autism study

Wow I had no idea how much I needed that today.

I maintain a twitter account but there’s nothing identifying me with it in any meaningful way. I follow a couple of political figures and the local news.

I...am the Council?

Funny that. Trump makes them a shit ton of money, either way.

Dude, get with the program. Do you not have a Briefcase?

Woz is wrong. Everyone should get off of facebook yesterday.

Maybe don’t make weird sex jokes in kids movies at all?

Yup. My shitty Samsung glass top seems to have no distinction between “melt butter” and “melt steel”. Most of my cooking involves tirelessly monitoring how hot my pan is and no recipe that says “x minutes at y heat” can ever be trusted.