Vindication!

But does she recognize the bodies?

She’s gonna make a great AG under President Sanders.

Can I have Saturday’s powerball numbers while you’ve got the crystal ball out?

oh my god Kamala Harris just shit all over him

Allison know’s whats up. If a Reuben isn’t your favorite sandwich, you haven’t had a well-made one.

Ah, there it is, just over the horizon - the downward spiral towards the end of our long, national nightmare.

My family’s grown our own since I was a child. We never had some fart-sniffing term like “heirloom” for them. We were just told to go out back and grab some tomatoes for the salad.

So...it’s a head-up-your-ass way of saying locally grown?

AB’s not so hip with the kids anymore. If they know of him, they know of him as the host of some reality cooking show or another on Food Network. I’ve seen rumors of Good Eats coming back, but I’m sorely disappointed Alton let himself become the Jeff Probst of FN.

Am I the only one around here that translates “heirloom tomato” to “i’ve got my head way too far up my own ass”?

Water makes things wet, and the sky is blue.

Honestly, I’m surprised he didn’t get tossed when he showed up already slammed. Not sure if this is a state or federal thing, but if someone comes in to my bar all jacked up and I serve them a drink, I’m now responsible for overserving that patron and open myself, and my establishment up to a whole host of nasty…

I remember visiting my wife in class one day after the 2016 election. Her 3rd grade class - in a struggling inner city elementary school in Broward County - was terrified.

Can someone edit this gif so that the southern (read: more progressive) part of Florida kind of meanders its way back up towards the US?

it would be better for a person to get a thicker skin, this makes life a lot easier.

Let’s be clear: White nationalist Republicans aren’t being targeted by Twitter - they’re being protected by Twitter.

dril used to be a regular FYAD poster too

You realize that you’re still standing in the wreckage of Gawker, right?

Hear, hear