Thank god.

Long way to go to win my trust back still, Facebook.

i find that the constant squeaking sound of the players’ shoes activates my misophonia and makes basketball wholly unenjoyable

I always end up feeling conflicted on Assange/Wikileaks.

Also people who were terminally uncreative and used their first initial, last initial, and birthyear.

Time to get my chaos zwei.

can i die now?

Your average driver isn’t skilled enough to drive a car responsibly.

Spend a week driving around in South Florida during peak tourist season and I’ll convince you we can’t handle 4 wheels, nevermind no wheels.

Disliking Jack White just means you don’t like guitar, rock, blues, skill or creativity.

Stuff like this used to make me feel like I was supposed to feel sorry for being white, but I’ve come to grow to feel embarassed.

am i supposed to give to warren if i’ve already made up my mind about voting for bootygig or the bern?

How many times does the Internet have to say this to people?

> You will lose ALL previous seasoning, though.

Will Apple Just Kill iTunesself Already?

I really need to know what to do with rusty, ill-maintained cast iron.

Waiting for GoT to end reminds me of the cruel truth that “it’s always darkest just before the dawn.”

Bad Moms may not have been great

> influencer

Well yeah, The Jets suck.