Not backing the elimination of private health insurance companies is still a hard pass, Officer Harris. 

Alanis is bad

An Apple credit card backed by Goldman Sachs?

Jobs wasn’t a genius in certain cases

Did this make anyone else hard?

i mean yeah it’s basically softcore porn now

It’s March 20th, 2019 and time has only strengthened the point you made here.

Cool.

pitting Hillary Clinton against Bernie Sanders, quickly became a battle of “progressives” versus “progressives who get things done.”

Social media was a mistake.

Yo check out this new R Kelly track...

Finally, there’s a faint light at the end of this tunnel.

Establishment Democrats, ladies and gentlemen.

Donna Brazile has friends in the Progressive movement?

You forgot an emotion:

I haven’t rolled a blunt in years. I’ve become a water pipe guy.

There’s also Dante’s dead brother Vergil, who, despite also looking just like Dante and also tying most of his personality to the fact that he carries a sword, is actually awesome.

I have an extremely hard time reconciling the way I was taught to use the internet as a child with the way we’re expected to use the internet today. When my dad brought home those 3.5" floppy disks with AOL 2.0 ready to install, we first had to sit down and have a very, very long talk about the internet.

I’m not even stoned yet and that killed my buzz.

the live-action adaptation Dragon Ball Evolution.