> California [...] can potentially cause cancer

At least when us evil white motherfuckers took over Jazz and Blues and Rock we made it better. We’re just making music AND ourselves worse trying to move into the rap sphere.

> Rock and Roll and Jazz were also black, and now they might be the whitest forms of music that don’t involve a cowboy hat.

So let’s keep covering and celebritizing him. That will surely help put an end to school shootings!

Remember: these are Mac users.

> games

uh huh

Do...do we really trust Facebook to do this?

There is good money in pseudoscience.

Jeez people, has any of you even seen the movie yet?

Oh no, I’m not going in the HR hot-seat for that again.

You spelled Catsup wrong.

TIL salt and vinegar ruin fried potatoes

Or you can put your headphones back in and mind your own damn business.

I like to think I’m a connoisseur of fried potatoes. 

So stop it.

yeah but it’s fucking delicious

My.

Hell, I’d take Barack “The Droneman” Obama back at this point, or his predecessor “Stumblin’ Bumblin’” Dubya.

But you gotta let this go, Jeb