It’s a free service - we never were the market. We’re the product.

Shut. It. Down.

I just recently started a job where the client-facing teams use Slack...what an awful, bloated, asinine piece of software.

I would say it’s more Huxlian than Orwellian.

I always just figured it was golden, not blonde.

Hey, if some random asshole with a camera equipped laptop can be a “social influencer”...

this is a bad game for bad gamers impo

no, we just started applying that term to that awful rap nonsense.

I’m just gonna...

Police officers said as they approached the Clark, they gave him commands to stop and show his hands, but instead of doing so, Clark allegedly ran toward the backyard of the home — away from police.

The DBZ Box Set is already out of stock, god dammit.

The DBZ Box Set is already out of stock, god dammit.

fuckin’ homewrecker lol

How about that one time he just wanted his megalomaniac dad to love him as much as he did his other children?

don’t be a pussy, just fucking delete facebook.

George - thank you for this. Pieces like this give me some hope that the post-Denton Gizmodo is still salvageable. Every now and again, in the dizzying flurry of anti-STEM, overly political, identity-politics laden diatribe about how silicon valley is “just not fair!!!”, there’s a fascinating, well written piece like…

What are you doing on reddit, Bryan? Are you some kind of misogynist, racist Trumpeter or something?

Too soon?

bring back space ghost

Same with Eric Andre.

Sir or madam, I’m going to have to politely insist that you vacate the premises.