“Okay, I give up. Where the heck is Mankrik’s wife?”

If you were surprised by this, you weren’t paying attention.

it’s gonna mean more dead kids, full stop.

Appropriate username is appropriate.

fuck dst if it doesn’t get legislated out of existence we deserve a giant fucking meteor

It’s not completely invisible, Lana, you have to look for the telltale shimmer!

Well, we’ve had a good run of it, we have.

Yeah but as bad as BuzzFeed is, at least they’re not as outright profit-seeking as say, InfoWars. Their readerbase’s wallets are all but a feeding trough for Alex to pig out on.

I’d venture a guess that of the two of us, I’m not the one missing the subtlety.

They’re not sabotaging their own image with the dumb lists, the dumb lists is what they are and what they’ve always been. Frankly, I’m slightly offended that no one’s really blinked an eye at the clickbait-peddlers-turned-“journalists”. BuzzFeed has long and ignobly been known as being desperate for clicks to fund…

> allegations

You Can And Should Delete Your Facebook And Twitter

Let’s face it, when someone says “Frankenstein,” one’s mind goes to the horror movies

“sex” in porn is real.

> and RI is going to end up with some random fetishes.

oh look word soup

And Verizon.

Sounds about right. Rhode Island will 100% fee you to death.

Fuck it, I’ll star this twice.

I would jump ship from Android to Blackberry in a fucking heartbeat.