or use a lemon wedge

the internet was a mistake

america was a mistake

You need to set aside your patriocentric ideas of what an elite athlete is, you misogynist pig.

“yeah guys i have a great plan, let’s just be assholes and act like fucking animals, that won’t give any more ammo to actual racists”

When I used one for work, I never ever was able to get used to having to switch to a different character set on the ONLY FUCKING KEYBOARD AVAILABLE TO THE PLATFORM to mix numbers with words.

Victims of a failed public education system.

sigh

STOP, FACEBOOK. JUST STOP. Go back to doing baby pictures no one wants to see ffs

And the MAGA hat

> WIth

The Super Bowl’s was pretty bad this year, too. Couldn’t have been flatter if it were a 13 year old Thai ladyboy hoooker

No one should ever put stock in anything any celebrity has to say about politics.

“Excellence in design”

God damn Poe’s law is a son of a bitch

dudes it’s a superhero movie, not a magic button that’s going to solve The Racism Problem.

Ah, you’re forgetting the most important data point:

wow I used to feel like this celebrity was my friend and now they don’t feel like my friend anymore. And we’re like, exactly. They’re not your friend.

and the amount of signatures on a Change.org petition signals just how many people are tepidly losing their shit over it.