I mean...given the choice, I’d pick “improve core gameplay” too.

Of course it does. Anything else would be racist.

For you, it was the day you beat The New England Patriots. To the Patriots, it was just another Sunday game.

> world class e-sports player

the internet was a mistake

“real combat” != “stealth ops”

Dial that wayback machine back a few years- remember PRISM?

> queer theory analysis of MGS,

I have a lot more thoughts about Revengeance that I don’t touch on here as well.

Oh, now we actually trust the things that come out of his mouth?

As a Pats fan, that hurts so much that it’s funny

Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse than Chevy’s Real People™ ads, we got Hyundai’s Real Heroes™ ads.

Yeah but...fuckin’ Coldplay lol

“The Patriots get all the calls in their favor”

He’s a fuckin’ bum

AHAHAHA DAE PATRIOTS = TRUMP

Bill’s pride lost this fucking game.

Patriots are a bunch of fuckin’ bums

> her father has almost definitely been fucking her since she hit puberty 

the wiser part who understands how snakes of men charm women into abusive relationships, and get them to stay in them long after it’s obvious.