Hold your nose and do it.

Ouch, my deepest sympathies.

I can boo while voting. Is that ok?

For a smart man, he’s a slow learner. That’s quite a cautionary tale. And I bet he has no idea why he has such “bad luck.”

As a purported joke, when he married my mom, he said when she turned 40,he’d trade her in for two 20s.

In fairness, he was pretty huge in 1999. He was in an Eminem lyric, so he was at least as significant as Limp Bizkit.

I wasn’t aware Moby was still a thing.

I didn’t actually read this. I’m assuming it’s in jest. However can we come to grips with the reality that some millennials are almost 40. I think the age range for millennials is 22-37.   

Your best years are the ones you give yourself. They’re waiting for you.

GODDAMNIT NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS

True. Because your gut has not yet evolved to the point that it can doubt itself.

honestly i think most women are “low-key psychic”.

Do you know how traumatic it was for this guy to taker orders, even theoretically, from a Black President? He’s still not over it, and probably will be on disability for the rest of his life.

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

If I recall correctly, Track was stationed out of Fort Wainwright, Alaska and never saw combat. He did that for two years and was discharged and did recruiting for the National Guard for 2 years. I’m not saying it was easy, but it sure beats being shot at. Also, if the rumors are true, he has forced into service or he…

America: “Man, the White House is getting pretty trashy, what with Omarosa trying to break into the residence and the president watching TV all the time while leaving oreos and diet coke cans everywhere”

The Palin’s hope to one day be considered white trash. It would be a step up.

I feel bad for Kate Winslet because there is plenty of blame to throw around. If you are going to rag on her for working with Allen, then what about the film crew? What about the financial backers? What about the theater owners that show his works?

I have plenty of friends who work at FOX News, but I don’t judge them…

Did you ever see the video of Vanilla Ice talking about how the tune for Ice Ice Baby is totally different from Under Pressure with a huge shit eating grin on his face? Like he was positive he was being super clever and was totally putting one over on everyone. Then he lost everything he owned.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.