Yeah, I had the same thought going in and the same surprise by the outcome.

And they left out a few scenes! Off the top of my head there’s the scene where Jack meets Tommy and introduces himself, as well as the scene where Jack and Rose meet as she’s attempting suicide.

Kathy Bates and actual Molly Brown (the film wasted this opportunity completely):

I saw Titanic at Grauman’s Chinese in its original release, and I get PTSD just thinking about it. That was the last time I ordered an extra large Sprite at a movie!

Never a bad time for this one:

This is weird. Can’t you just be a normal person and take the bus to the Cheeseburger in Paradise at the Harmon Meadows mall in Secaucus, NJ?

Question: with how much irony would I frequent this restaurant? 0% 100%? Honestly don’t know, but I’m going.

Who the hell cares about that place I’m lookin for pinacoladaberg.

microwave ... Shrimp

I’ve been a major fan of Sufjan since I was a fundie Christian teenager searching for decent music. He’s stunning, and I’ve seen him four times now. In person, he does indeed code queer, and his music certainly swings queer (even his really dark stuff like “John Wayne Gacy Jr.” feels darkly sexual). “Casmir Pululski…

This is the common misconception people from NJ (like me) hate people saying... Only 2 were from New Jersey. The others were from New York. These are people from the NJ/NY area going to a part of the Jersey Shore (mainly Seaside Heights) to party. They’re not people from the Jersey Shore.

How much Xmas music of any sort—any time period—any volume, above the threshold of human hearing—can I tolerate? None whatsoever.

C’mon, everyone knows Carol’s in HR, not Accounts Receivable.

I said, “Holy shit. Danny Glover’s still around?”

Wait, an organ harvester? I am not believing that, at all. To the extent organ harvesting exists, there are presumably easier people to target than white teenage girls living in other countries.

• Megyn Kelly said, “I know you play a jaded journalist...”

When you graduate college into the great recession, you’d be nostalgic for the 90s too.

I can’t deal. This is too much. Shut up and take my money for sure! (Yes I’m 35 and I was the target demographic for this movie. I saw it so many times in the theatre in the 90s and sobbed every time).

I mean, we all still think Krasinski is a terrible actor, right?

No one in the right mind believes that Cuomo stands a snowball’s chance in hell.