My two cents? DeBlasio has been unimpressive. Cuomo is objectively terrible at his job. God forbid if the Dems throw their weight behind him as a Presidential contender in 2020

Seems fair to me. Also, nobody should endorse Cuomo for reelection because he sucks.

As did my mother in law. Including one for my fetus.

A coworker made up gift bags like we’re at a 5 year old’s birthday party.

But Mama, that’s where the fun is!

I think this was their one disagreement ever because Jay Z learned to never disagree with her again.

I’ve already posted on Facebook reminding everyone to look directly into the sun today.

That whole picture looks...off. Am I the only one that thinks it looks like a dollhouse?

It’s so much worse. After she read the letter, she tried to tie the whole press conference together by implying that migrant workers are stealing jobs from 10 year old kids.

Ah, the terrible irony of him proclaiming, “my life is over.”

I don’t think most people see the humor in this.

Yes! AND! Just point at him and laugh...and laugh...and laugh.

I want to feed this guy’s dick to an orca then leave him on a shrinking ice floe to die.

Aside from the prices, Ikea has this reputation as an Experience. You don’t just go to get furniture at Ikea, you quest through a Labyrinth-like maze to find your one specific bookshelf, fight the goblin king for the right to take it home, and then put it together under a haze of gin and Swedish meatballs.

You too can now experience crushing disappointment and anger when you’re missing a screw while putting together a Tromso.

We’re getting an IKEA store near Indianapolis and I still for the life of me do not understand what the big fucking deal is.

I alway felt bad that Angelina couldn’t keep her shit together long enough to get the boatload of cash the other jamokes made.

wtf did The Sitch do to his face? looks like he’s on his way to looking like an 80 year old diva

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.