Well that’s the crux isn’t it. Your massively decentralised police system means corrupt, rejected, or undisciplined officers can easily just move a few towns or a State over and get a job at another department.

This is the same propaganda machine which gave us the “Make Putin Your First” campaign for “virgin voters”. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/9112242/Vladimir-Putin-virgin-voter-advert-becomes-online-hit.html

It seems very Russian to insult someone by saying they have “weak hands”.

I am thinking maybe literally off the street. Like the women pushing the shopping basket or guy sitting in the alley mumbling to himself.

Phew, that’s a relief. If he got it from Bengahzi, that would have been cause for concern. Nothing to see here, back to all our winning.

There are so many special places in Hell these days! I feel like Hell needs a master developer with an eye for deception and a taste for opulent deathscapes. I wish I could say there were such a guy!

Your trolling game is lame and weak.

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

Folding it in half as to less spill the sacred (red grease) juices is the NYC way. This man is some sort of temporally displaced carpet bagger!

RIZ AHMED CAN GET IT.

No, don’t paint her as a victim of parental loyalty. She is a grown woman. She knows exactly what she is doing. And that’s lining her own pockets. She is no different than her father, only in a better looking wrapping. But listen to her words, she is the same as her father. Saying anything to sell the product.

I don’t believe this. She’s got her own brand, trademarks, Jared’s ridic money. If she broke with her father (will never happen) she’d do just fine. Hell if she never “earned” another dime she’d still have more than the majority of people will ever see after working their fingers to the bone their whole lives.

You’ve inspired me to quickly make this.

me too! i was like “huh. nope. never.” but the gilbert godfried part had me ROLLING. so perfect.

“But I’m not racist, I wanted a better__________.” Trump Voters

Poor in mid-west or Appalachia? The world is out to get you and you just need some protection from the big bad coastal elites and we should really do something about the opioid abuse in your community.

Also, the TeaPartiers who held up signs that said “government--hands off my Medicare!”

This is why so many people voted for — and continue to support — Trump even as he promised to gut the programs they depend on for survival. They honestly believe there’s a fundamental difference between the “good” programs for (white) people in “legitimate need” that keep them afloat and the programs that exist to…

Yes yes yes. These dumbasses thought Obamacare was something different from the ACA and now that they have learned it’s the same fucking thing, suddenly it’s “don’t take away my healthcare!” They were fine taking it away from the mythical lazy negroes and Mexicans, though, of course.