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This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

That Tweet is almost polite. Is he feeling well?

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

Out POTUS IS an idiot and a wimp. Cmon Sam Bee bring it.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Plus, she might net $6,000 per night, but she’s not working every single night.

What you’re not factoring into your equation is that most, if not all comedians at her level have their fingers in more than a few pies. Between touring, comedy specials, having her own Netflix show, tv and movie appearances...she’s making a hell of a lot more than $312,000.

I thought 1% money was $500,000 and up. I’m in the Bay Area, so I may be mixing up the national cut-off for 1% with what puts someone in the local 1%.

Either way, it’s not Hollywood A-lister superrich. But it’s certainly a nice living that I wouldn’t cry about if I made (to put it mildly!).

Where you live makes a huge difference in terms of your lifestyle, which is why it does matter. I make a little over $200K in NYC, which certainly is a comfortable lifestyle but in everyday terms typically translates into taking the subway to work every day and a halfway decent one-bedroom apartment, so in both real…

At her level, I would assume most venues booking her take care of a portion or all of her travel expenses.

That’s a really good point. She probably also has at least an assistant or other employee that she has to pay.

If she’s travelling for shows, need to add in her travel and lodging costs.

In California, the top 1% makes $454k and above.

$312,000 seems like more than comfortably middle class! That’s not 1% money, but that’s the low rung of upper class, IMHO.