I had a friend like that, but there was a twist: she stopped being my friend to marry a guy she met on Craigslist.

People started watching the show instead of using it as background noise for making whoopie.

You know when you meet a new friend and you’re like, You are fucking hilarious! And it seems like you have so much in common and she tells the funniest stories and it’s all sunshine and light and drinking too much and stumbling home but then one morning she calls crying and is like, can I borrow money for an…

Sorry guys, I accidentally cast my screen to “DC Train Station ALL” instead of “DC Train Station Basement office”

This is a definite reach.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

He’s not the only one...

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

Really? The towel rack next to the shower stall is the most elegant backdrop she could come up with?

“Maybe the next time I am being harassed at a bar, I’ll just face plant in the peanut bowl instead of saying I have a boyfriend.”

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

It is dumpy. The 90s were the heyday of oversized, shapeless, garish clothing. Cloth must have cost like, $.02 a bolt a yard the way people were using it.

Praise my work. Tell me how amazing it is and tell me how it’s impacted you. Then I’ll give you money.

Have you ever heard the saying that forgiveness is something you have to do for yourself? Regardless of what’s morally ideal, choosing to forgive someone means choosing to free yourself of the resentment you’ve been carrying around, and that just makes life easier. You don’t have to be a “bigger” person to want to…

Statue of limitations are not applicable in this case. Statute of limitations limit the amount of time a victim has to report a crime to the police and for the state to bring charges, not the amount of time the justice system has to catch, try and imprison a perp.

And the court should tell her that it appreciates her position and is happy that she seems to have come to terms with her assault and trauma. And then it should continue its pursuit of Polanski, who is a child rapist who spent the last 40 years living in luxury and adoration while having a family of his own and…

(unintelligible screaming)

“We are literally living in a time when you can say you’re something on the Internet and become that thing[.]”