Yeah, and if they were “violently” fighting I can very easily see the driver inadvertently ramming the accelerator in the process. I am assuming there is more evidence that is not in the story, otherwise the murder charge just isn’t making sense.

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN SWEET VALLEY HIGH-STYLE PORTRAIT DONE?!

“We need to change our names, but I really wanna keep using all my monogrammed stuff...”

This is really complicated even by soap opera standards.

You don’t have to follow her to be aware of her various publicity stunts. It’s not realistic to say “just ignore this thing” when it’s omnipresent. I don’t follow her, and I don’t seek out stories about her. But when I’m scrolling through any given website (Jezebel, HuffPo, Buzzfeed, etc, etc, etc) and there’s another…

I was hooked from the line “It smells like Indira Gandhi’s thong.” I think it’s an H. Jon thing, because Bob’s Burgers got me hooked in the first episode with “You’re my children, and I love you, but you are all terrible at what you do here. And I want you to know: I would fire you all if I could.”

why does she keep posting nude pictures of herself?

On using Snapchat to show her personality

Go ahead and watch some Archer. I absolutely hated the show the first ten minutes I watched but kept with it. By the end of the 2nd episode I watched I was hooked.

I feel like if anyone could pull off being Archer in real life, it’s Hamm. He is certainly good looking and suave enough, but he is also capable of being goofy and funny in a way that could really work.

And Malory! And just about every other character too! Even Slater!

I had to call my ex this morning to ask for a name of a person who’s in charge of a certain event that was coming up that my company was attending (we work in the same industry and he was the most senior person I know in the company) but GOD DAMMIT it was the most cringeworthy two-minute phone call I’ve ever been a…

I’m so tired of this story in every single way.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Having worked the same job with similarly dickish people I can say it is that bodyguards job to know what floor he is going to and to have looked at a report on the buildings layout before going there. Either he didnt do his job right or the guy doing his hand over didnt do the job right.

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

I know there’s a comic book villain billionaire out to destroy Gawker Media, and y’all lost a motion in court yesterday so you’re probably having an all hands on deck meeting with staff... but that really is no excuse to delay Dirt Bag.

What’s Bernie going to do when he can’t just respond with “Iraq?”

If we’re wishing (to put this in perspective, I am super cheap) I would pay $200 to see President Obama debate Donald Trump.

I wouldn’t say Sanders is a “pro” at debating. He’s been pretty lackluster in his debates against HRC, and merely repeats the same talking points. And his attempts to go negative have fallen flat. I would personally like to see Elizabeth Warren debating Donald Trump.