Kink shaming, yay!

"This guy is into some really freaky stuff," Leathers said. "He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend."

With the exception of a couple of shitheels I don't want to know anymore, I'm friends will all of the exes who are "allowed" to be my friends by their wives. Wives don't like me.

Katy and all her props < Missy Elliott

I admire your taste, you bitch.

Are women strong enough to take care of themselves, or are they not strong enough to take care of themselves?

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

I have (very) begrudgingly accepted that I must have some kind of online presence. However, I do my best to try to make it as minimal as possible. I've just seen too much crap that comes from being online - divorces, breakups, employers trying to fight your disability claims by using your social media content against…

One day, far into the future, it will dawn on the human race that you really don't need to document and share every fucking quotidian detail of your personal life on social media.

Navigating early adulthood is hard. I can't help but think that what is described in that email would only make it harder.

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies

Because of Giuliana, someone else doesn't have a job.

There seems to be a lot of validity to this. On the other hand, I tried to watch her show and lasted about two minutes, so there's that.

Does it have bits of real shark in it?