Farking ridunkulous.

Needs the PVC service though, and it you can’t do it yourself, you just added another 6-7 bones to the price. Nice car though.

What a whiny little girl you are, Torch. Complain a little more about the cool job you have.

I driven a three pedal Hellcat Challenger, and the C7; there’s not much comparison. Whether the Hellcat is a boat anchor or not, it destroys the C7, and the fun factor is much greater.

Just tryin to have a little fun VW, that’s all.

Maybe not take the Lord’s name in vain? Such profanity.

I miss Joie Chitwood.

If you watch closely on the ramp face, you can see the rear wheels leave prematurely. I bet they weren’t planning on that, but the jump turned out okay anyway. Solid front axle is a killer!

Kinda missing a SOHC motor, isn’t it?

You kinda missed that one, didn’t you sonny.

You said it my friend. That version of America is gone forever.

Because morons keeping paying to see them. He gets it right about as often as that crazy ass Oliver Stone.

Cue 3...2...1...aaand this is why I drive older cars.

You said that on porpoise, right? I still don’t get double entendre’s.

I don’t know what you call it, but the soft launch out of the silo and extreme acceleration following is pretty bad-ass. And those diesel emgines screaming sound damn deliberate while we’re at it.

The Daily Mail is America’s newsroom. What a great rag it is.

I hate you.

What is being used in Europe? Weren’t Honda ST’s a thing? Great pursuit bike, I always thought. Riding a Hardley Startinson means you’re not too serious about police work.

Holy shit batman, do you think you can hang that starter any longer??

It am do sound good. You all might laugh, but my G35x sounds throaty as hell with a Bosal exhasut, all nice and burned in proper. Six poppers can sound pretty good these days.