My good sir, if I hadn’t a raise since 2008, I’d be gone.

I would beat this girl like a rented mule. Hipster punk.

*but

I smell a cash infusion from the US government...there is something to be gained, by not by consumers.

Scroll directly to voting, and...CP. Not on a bet.

Okay, commie, find the door already.

I second that. I do not reward intellectual laziness.

No shit, Sherlock, hence you can’t take delivery over the phone. Do you take brain vitamins, or what??

Not a Tesla fan, but love the Falcon doors.

Not always true. I used to sell motorcycles, and although ours prices were listed on websites and other publications, I we wouldn’t negotiate final prices over the phone. The reason? I can’t deliver the bike over the phone, so you can’t negotiate the price, either.

I have 4 vehicles with open recalls, and I don’t let the dealers touch my cars. I just performed one on my Infiniti, which took the problem from “existing” to “intermittent”. As a technician, I don’t let other techs work on my cars, or bikes for that matter.

I don’t know if this is legit or not, but a spam deorganizer thickness gauge was standard on my last Trabant.

“Our team has done big stories I have been tremendously proud of.”

Actually, he’s the perfect foil. The board figures he’ll flame out at some point, they’ll claim he was getting too eccentric, and oust him like day old bread. Ci’ vi diamo, senor!

Never walk on a hot track. Period.

I have preached this mantra for years. As a former service manager, I can tell you that you almost always expect customers with problems to grenade on you. When that doesn’t happen, you are more inclined to be helpful -especially if you don’t have to. Being a service manager is one of the most discretionary jobs there…

The only difference between genius and stupity is that stupidity has no limits.

I’ve got a three pedal GXP G8, and I can tell you for the money, this Holden is tough to beat. A couple of bolt-ons, and this monster really wakes up. Good choice.

Yeah, Oldsmobile doesn’t make a “big block”, as it were.