I don’t think so, Tim.

Everyone knows that there are two things that always make a joke funnier: 1. Explaining it, and 2. Berating the listener for not liking it. It’s the tactic used by racist uncles and overbearing supervisors since time immemorial and it never fails to create comedy gold. 

I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting. 

The issue is that, despite the song, Cleveland does not in fact rock.

In Cleveland? I didn’t know they still had a team.

Hey, just for fun, could you name some other “unsubstantiated claims”? Just curious about your list.

So he is defending himself against allegations of child molestation by saying that he slept with a barely legal woman (she claimed at 17, not 19) over a decade younger than him after years of knowing her as a child? Sure, nothing creep about that.

She’s been socially involved with Scott and his wife for some time and suddenly he’s a creep she’s making up allegations about him?

A guy isn’t supposed to clear his name when he molests underage children.

“He played an interview given by her that debunks her own allegations.”

He played a video in which she says she lost her virginity to him after Charles in Charge.

What does that have to do with whether or not he molested her beforehand?

Well, it’s been 30 years. I’m thinking the statute of limitations has run its course.

I feel like I could explain to you the concept of serial sexual abuse, grooming and terrible history of Hollywood misogynistic rape culture but these are all things you can look up yourself.

It’s not that uncommon for victims of abuse to later “choose” an ostensibly consensual relationship with their abusers. It can be a way of convincing oneself that you were never victimized, that you were onboard the whole time. Asia Argento talked about this a little in the first New Yorker story about Weinstein.

Not. At. All. Shocking. Given the existence of Baio as a person and the already creepy premise of the show, yeah, I think I believe Eggert.

Don’t be so oblique, tell us how you feel

She’s married to Scott Baio. I wouldn’t expect her to be a Rhodes scholar.

“Making them feel welcome, no matter how they speak or dress or look, is part of hospitality.” That has literally never been a part of hospitality. No shirt, no shoes, no goddamn service.

“Kardashianism”. It’s 2018 and they are using a 2008 burn to complain about a 1998 pet peeve.

It’s why I refuse to read any article on this site that uses “woke” in the headline or byline. 

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