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So I’ve heard (and frankly I’m surprised they didn’t have a character carrying an actual sign that says “THIS AIN’T HEAVEN!!!” because it isn’t exactly un-telegraphed). How long must I indulge it before I like it?

“No no, I promise, out of the 13, episode 8 is where it starts to *really* soar...” :)

I completely agree with everything you wrote. I figure that isn’t said enough on the internet :-)

“Mr. Robot remains the most amazing thing I have ever seen on TV.”

i dont get the love for good place.

The single best show on television?! I’m about halfway through season 1 and it’s a struggle to continue. It’s all very whimsical and cute and such—but it’s not very *interesting* and especially not all that *funny* so far. And the characters simply aren’t as strong as the guy’s other work.

This site has the biggest hard-on for the Good Place - I watched both series as a result of the positively *gushing* reviews, and while I like it a lot - and Darcy Carden is the absolute best - ultimately I didn’t quite get what the fuss was about. And the ‘16 new signs for restaurants’ thing ain’t really all that

Republicans openly support a goddamn pedophile, literally the lowest of the low. Who actually thinks they give two shits about adult women being harassed?

I still speak in 40% early-era Simpson’s quotes, which at this point, might as well be speaking in tongues. But I can’t help it, it’s beyond my control. The one I use most frequently is “The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph” and never once has anyone laughed in recognition nor wondered why I called them

Does chronic, almost hourly masturbation count? If it does then I blame the 1-2 punch of Golden Girls and Designing women.

The whole trope of “California looks like Hell” is really getting old.

Number 1 Angel = Number 1 Album of 2017

I am pretty sure at this point the President gets his suits at the Vast Waistband.

Hey Hari, Apu’s kids don’t talk because they’re small children and nobody on the show ages. Or did you just think Marge and Homer kept having multiple infants named Maggie?

Are they talkin’ about the bordello?

My best friend’s wife is an attorney, and her reaction to this news was shock at how light the charge is to which he is pleading guilty. The implication being that Flynn has something highly valuable to leverage in exchange for a comparatively light charge.

My brother Ad-Rock, come on and shine like a light.

Is your name Israel Horovitz?