Your reasons for hating it were worded in such a way that it seems like people who do like Seinfeld are assholes because they find "privileged people acting horrible to one another" humorous and the people who don't (you and 4 other humorless sadsacks that somehow exist in this world) are ethically superior. Why don't…

"I will not let myself or anyone have fun while his music is playing"

I hope so

That'll show those drunk clubgoers who probably won't remember you or what you yell!

Maybe because Black-ish is a rote, unfunny family sitcom?

We're saying "Fuck Casey Affleck" now just based on co-worker allegations?

Moral outrage trumps facts here at AVClub

Doesn't fit the narrative so it doesn't matter = AVClub logic

"Hugely privileged people…" WTF does that have to do with anything? Also, how in God's name is George Constanza privileged? He's a fat, slovenly idiot who lived with his parents for a season.

People are critical because Affleck's case is based on accusation rather than Brown admitting he beat up Rihanna. Comparing the two is sloppy…why not compare Ray Rice to Brown? Or does that not work because Rice has basically been banned from playing football?

Why bother fact-checking when you can just slander based on emotion and intuition?

As someone who said that 2Pac is overrated, your opinion on hip-hop is null and void.

What does that even mean?

Name me some hip-hop albums last year that were better than his mixtape

He's popular because he's a positive personality in hip-hop and is immensely talented. Pretty easy to understand.

In what way is he overrated?

I can't tell if this is for kids or for dorks who still think Invader Zim is cool

You love buzzwords don't you?

Why are you so needlessly aggressive? Quit looking for a fight all the time.

Same. I honestly don't give a shit who dies, but someone needs to because I am bored to tears.