I love that the rationale here is that anything against Hillary Clinton is tantamount to being a cowardly racist because that assumes you're for Trump. The whole point of Douche v. Turd is that presidential candidates are inherently shit because, as they say in the episode, "they're the only ones to kiss enough ass to…

Don't bother. Apparently everyone here is a genius comedy writer and knows how to write for South Park better than the creators do.

To everyone who is calling these guys cowards, think back to the episode that got Viacom to censor a depiction of Muhammad. They risked their safety to send a message that suppressing free speech is a terrible thing.

You should copy and paste this more. It's really getting through to this echo chamber of idiotic South Park bashing.

Book of Mormon>you

Maybe because the Expanse is ass?

"Make AmeriKKKa Great Again"

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Rex Tillerson is God to you ninny ninnies

"We all know by now that Johnny Depp is a turd, right?"

I have a bellybutton

now someone just need to remaster all of his music

Every single album the man put out in the 80s was certifiably genius (you can maybe argue that the Batman soundtrack wasn't the greatest, but c'mon, BATDANCE). I can't think of another artist who had a decade-long run of 8+ albums that are all considered musical landmarks.

And Queen with Freddie Mercury is like having sex with a vacuum. It's going to suck…hard.

I saw Eddie Vedder at a Hot Topic a few years back. He was wearing a hat.

Will she be naked?

Of all the Prince wannabes, Jamiroquai ranks somewhere between a midget Prince tribute band and a printout of the Prince symbol done on a copier with low ink.

Mark my words: This song will heralded as the greatest pop song of the century in 5000 years.

She has an uncredited part in Star Wars as an AT-AT. Fun fact: Luke takes down the AT-AT played by Gilbert Godfrey

TIL that some people still listen to Rilo Kiley