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melzbelz

I would love to see one of Melabia’s SoulCycle classes. I wonder what it looks like for someone to have spent so many years trying to create a soul for themselves.

Bought and paid for. And she stayed with him, knowing what he was.

If I could write a shrug, I would. Melania is getting exactly what she deserves.

I mispelled.

The thing is that Arbuckle probably didn’t do anything

And she was a brunette, as can clearly be seen in this, um, disquieting photo from her youth. Incidentally, so was her father - before his hair got hepatitis.

It’s hilarious that she’s led such a sheltered and pampered life that she can’t even conjure up a believable lie about an afternoon of preteen quasi-defiance.

She meant back to a nice bottle-blond. Just like daddy likes.

she was shocked to discover that Taco Bell does not serve wine

Is one of the faces blonde haired?

More like this story is full of A-holes.

There was a quote that I read from Ivana’s book that read something to the effect that she was shocked to discover that Taco Bell does not serve wine. Considering this, I highly, highly doubt that Ivana has ever purchased boxed hair dye.

A drugstore box wouldn’t cover blue dye either. This story is full of holes.

Ivana would never go into a drug store, you know Vanky’s ass was trotted to the family’s high end hair salon.

i think she was going for the grunge look and not punk circa 1994 given her ripped jeans and flannel. Ivanka is to authentic alternativegrunge as Candlebox was to authentic alternative/grunge.

I don’t believe her. She is a lying liar who lies. Just like all the Trumps.

As someone with a mohawk and tattoos: We punks respectfully refuse your application to join our club.

Ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts” So fucking edgy, Ivanka.

immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy.

If no one who was not a blood relative or their employee saw you go through your rebellious phase, you didn’t go through a rebellious phase.